In the impeachment hearings yesterday, the counsel to the Republicans tried to get the witness to agree that the back-channel negotiation with the Ukrainians was "not as outlandish as it could be". Ambassador Taylor admitted that this was indeed so. I couldn't help but think that this insane line was a perfect song hook. In keeping with the Trump administration's lead, I kept the bar very low for this recording, choosing to get it out quickly so I can get back to my plumbing project. Words below. Not as outlandish as it could be
Not quite as weird as it seems
Far, far more twisted it would be
when I’m describing my dreams
In which Rudoph Giulini
dressed in a teddy and heels
show up in court
takes a quick snort
and then for the jury, reveals it all.
And, for the jury, reveals.
Not outlandish as it could be.
Aliens from outer space
might have abducted Jim Jordan
then may have stolen his face.
After which, they could return here
led by their own “Captain Smirk”
Proving just so
where ever they go
some folks will come off like a jerk.
Not as outlandish as it could be
given the world’s gone insane.
Trump could have put on a hoodie
and rapped that whole call to Ukraine.
Pence playin’ backup on organ
KellyAnne Conway bangin’ a drum.
And odder still, maybe George Will
riffing that the Prez is not dumb. No way !
Riffing, “The Prez is not dumb.”
copyright, 2019, Bruce W. Nelson
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